FangirlAllTheTime

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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marsw13:

casfeathers:

queen-moriarty:

coffeeandcheesecake:

#jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at me #PAY ATTENTION TO ME #GOD DAMN IT MICHAEL JUST TAKE LUCIFER TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING #GODDAMN I JUST NEED *TWO MINUTES* TO MYSELF

BEING A SINGLE PARENT MUST HAVE REALLY WORN GOD DOWN

(via headfullofpotter)

• Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
• Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
• Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
• CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
• Me: . . .
• Me: What did you just say?
• CSG: Have you tried turning it-
• Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
• CSG: . . .
• CSG: . . .
• CSG: You watch-
• Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
• CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
• Me: YOU BET IT IS.
• *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
• CSG: So which episode are you watching?
• Me: The Great Game.
• CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
• Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

(via watsonsandholmes)

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

(via t3r3z1s-dr4gon-c4p3)

watchtheskytonight:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

that boy is of the future

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jakes-crotch:

jakes-crotch:

jakes-crotch:

Rules:

• Yes you need to follow me.
• No Giveaway blogs, and yes I will check.
• Reblog as much as your little heart desires.
• Likes do count.
• You need to be okay with giving me your address.
• If you have a Skype or something that would be helpful, but it’s not neccessary.

What you’ll win:

• Your choice of one hoodie from What Pumpkin.
• One of those Capchalogue Dry Erase Boards that have been going around.
  
• If you were following me before the giveaway, then you also get any shirt or set of pins from What Pumpkin (or if you’re my friend but that doesn’t matter since you probably already follow me.)

 

Good luck!

I forgot to say that it ends May 25.

Because someone reblogged the giveaway over and over and oveR AND OVER AND OVEr and basically spammed anyone who was following them, all the notes are gone. So if you followed me for the giveaway I am SO SORRY. I’m changing the rules to where you don’t need to follow me, but if you do follow me you get the extra stuff. Please reblog and the giveaway now ends in two days instead of one!

(via jakes-crotch)

amy-rory-melody:

and this is why I love Whovians.

(via doddlekit)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(via toospecialforlife)

clockworkpain:

Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers

because can you imagine

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